Kirk Cobain
Entrance Music: Love Battery- "Half Past You"
Bio: Kirk Cobain has been described as being stuck in the Nineties, but the truth is that things were just plain better back then. Back then the internet was called books, and Napster hadn't killed the music business, and Nirvana and Soundgarden and Alice In Chains were still going strong. Kirk likes lumberjack shirts worn over vests, ripped up denim jeans, and air guitar. One day he's going to take lessons, but for now he just likes to strum along while dreaming of his big break.
Appearance: White trash with badly bleached blond hair with darker roots, physically a skinnier version of Curt Hawkins with a propensity for keeping his hands in his pockets, using his hair to shield his face, and doing that chin-down swing of the chin from shoulder to shoulder. To the ring he wears a white vest under a lumberjack shirt, with ripped denim jeans and wrestling boots.
Finisher: Figure Four Leglock
Strengths: Hardcore, Toughness, Stamina
Weaknesses: Teamwork, Strength, Technical
Quote: “I don't know how to get blood out of a t-shirt and I really liked the Nirvana t-shirt I had on at the time.”